The doughmamas that you all have come to know and love have moved out of the house. We never told you but they were the doughbaby’s evil step mother and it was only a matter of time before the biological family was moved back together. Doughdaddy and Doughmama worked it out and she moved back in today. The family is together again and this time it’s forever! Or so they say
Now that my completely ridiculous reason for changing the doughmama is done I’d love to explain the REAL reason why we’ve kicked out the OG doughmama and brought in a replacement mother (like they do in commercials with a really happy family when the first mom actress they brought in won’t stop smoking even though the fake child has asthma).
I’m going to be real with you all because I love you guys and I respect you guys and I want you all to know what is going on.
My machine broke for the doughnut holes. Okay, it didn’t break, I got angry with it and I might have cut the cord or something like that? I’m not a violent person, I promise! It’s just that they haven’t been doing what I want them to do. Lately, they’ve been melting and getting dry too quickly and really, I don’t and can’t see them as a good representation of what Dough a Deer has to offer. So simply put, I am PULLIN’ EM!
Isn’t that nice of me? I’d rather take your money and give you stuff that tastes good instead of stuff that doesn’t. I’m sooooo nice. Nah, i’m not nice I just reaaaallly like you guys
So here they are, the beautiful motherly replacement.
I can do the same flavors as the doughbabies except the shipping is different and they are $15 per dozen instead of $11 because they are BIGGER and use MORE DOUGH and MORE GLAZE and even moreeeeeeeeeee sprinkles!!!
There yaaaaa go! CIAOOOOOOOOO! <3